Exponentially fresh.

I watched this. I can’t tell you one thing he said. Why? Ray J officially confuses me. It’s like one minute he’s making a mockery of himself (read: For the Love of Ray J), and the next minute we’re supposed to take him seriously? For the three minutes and change that this black and white video interview ran, with its mellow background music for kicks, I believe I meditated on the man that is Ray J. The man who a close friend of mine went to high school with. The man who calls the ever talented Brandy his sister. The man who laid it on Kim Kardashian while she lay there like a dead (albeit very beautiful) fish and took it, for the whole world to see.  I believe the latter may be his biggest accomplishment. The reason we will remember Ray J a few years from now. Because really, is anyone still listening to this?

Didn’t think so.

Thank you, Ray J, for at least showing us how much of a priss Kim K. is in the sack. Now can you tell your sister to make some more music?

2 COMMENTS
soul
January 30, 2011
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it was junior high school.

fuck ray-j.

admin
January 31, 2011
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touche! random comment section appearance. appreciated!

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