….is Black Girls Are Easy. It’s not quite what it sounds like.
One day I hope I run into the guy that is behind this shit, just so I can give him dap (yes, I’m a female who gives dap, maybe that’s why I’m single though LOL) and thank him for this amazing shit.
For the last few years since I’ve been spending massive amounts of time in the New York City area, and at this point now that I’m living in Brooklyn (and not the glamorous part of it, either), I’ve been perplexed by the Tri State’s male population. They have this certain, for lack of a better word, swagger about them. Not all of them, but a vast majority of them at least. Please note I’m talking about native NY’ers, not transplants. New Yorkers have style. For a girl from the D.C. area, which has notoriously bad fashion sense, to be suddenly plopped in a sea of perfectly tanned Dominicans and Puerto Ricans who are all well dressed and not only can talk that sexy Spanish slang but can also recite Biggie lyrics word for word, it’s a bit overwhelming. Every now and then I’ll even get lucky enough to meet one who might share their mom or abuela’s leftovers with me, and then it’s over, they won a part of my heart with some sancocho or arroz con pollo. Please don’t feed me your auntie’s leftover flan or I might have to marry your ass. You have been warned.
Thing is, the complexity of game that the average guy from your average Brooklyn block is able to spit is mindblowing. It’s like every red flag your mama ever warned you about could be coming into play, yet each time he comes around a girl melts quicker than butter on a baked potato. Hell, I have a college degree (and was a Dean’s List student and honor society member at that), finished K-12 way younger than the average, and consider myself very well versed in matters of logic and language, and even I find myself lusting after guys I know I shouldn’t bother with. I said once on Twitter that love and lust make smart people do dumb shit. And it’s true.
That’s where that lovely website comes into play. It’s like this guy takes the average block guy’s game and decodes it in language we can all understand. All those times I’ve sat back and told myself I just did some stupid shit and I couldn’t even explain why? He goes and explains it for me. Or it describes the shit I see on a daily basis around me. It’s just amazing.
At first glance at the name you’re probably assuming it’s some ignorant racist shit, but his content transcends race. Honestly I’m not even sure it was the best name for the site, but fuck it, it’s the site’s name, and I’m shouting it out. Please visit this. And laugh. And if you get offended, it’s probably because the site was describing you in some way, shape, or form, at some point. So don’t be hurt, learn something and laugh at that shit.