You might not know this, but one of many random facts about me is that I love me some dancehall music. It’s so raunchy and energized and just all around wrong, but that makes it that much better. Plus when I was a little kid this was the foul shit I could listen to in front of my mother because she had no nann clue what the fuck they were saying. Now I can say fuck on a blog I know my mom will read and could care less. Ah, the perks of getting older. Sorry mom. Please don’t ask me what pum pum shorts are, because I’m ignoring your gchat message if you do.