Exponentially fresh.

Like these? Yeah, me too. It’s pretty rare that you find a great sale in an expensive neighborhood unless it’s a sample sale, but it looks as if Shoe Market on N. 6th St. in Williamsburg is clearing its inventory for Spring. Or going out of business. I don’t know. All I know is that I have a shoe fetish and I’m one hell of a penny pincher, so this is perfect. Not only is nearly everything almost half off in the store to begin with, they’re having a buy one, get one half off sale on everything. Every product in the store. Basically you could cop those, and say, these…

….for about $40. Deal, right? They have a decent variety of kicks for the ladies and fellas, although I honestly like the guys’ selection better. The ladies end of the spectrum borders on a little too hipsterish for me, but I was eyeing down some patent red round toe stiletto pumps. Oh my God Based God, I can’t wait for Spring.

Get fresh for the season change and go have a good dinner on Bedford Ave. while you’re over there. Thank me later.

Want to browse some of their selection online? Click here. Shoe Market is located at 160 N. 6th St., right near the intersection of Bedford Ave. Take the L to Bedford.